Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Top 10 things overheard at the Crown Point, IN jail this weekend:








10. Is that Dillinger's jail cell?


9. The guy down the hall in cell 4D said he thought he looked familiar.


8. If he's in there, who's running the court?


7. Why is he painting that piece of wood black?


6. They say he won't sleep on the top bunk cause he's afraid of the giant's crack.


5. Why do they use powdered soap??


4. I wonder if there's any more where he came from?


3. Psst. The guy in 6E has a ring on his right hand too...


2. Is the toilet broken or did he just do that?!


1. When I get outta here, I'm linin' all you's up!